So it's all lead up to this; this great, final, epic, and #1 TOP TANK TOP. What is so unique and strange and definitive as to make rise to the top of the heap? This field has been so impressive, it must be magic, or unicorns, or pornography, surely.
But no! It's a quasi-Buddhist plastic bead mandala-esque medallion racer back tank!
Like your weird new age-y neighbor or yoga instructor might wear!!!!! Or me!!!
But come on. Truly, I am in love with this:
There is tactility to this technique that cannot be denied, and the best adjective I can come up with to describe the design (aside from mandala-esque, which, you have to hand to me) is "kaleidoscopic", a word that has probably never before in the history of mankind been employed to describe a tank top. Which is exciting, and surely warrants being #1.
And as thought that weren't enough, this tag is candy-coated preciousness:
TIPPY TOPS! TIPPY TOPS! Happy Memorial Day!